Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Remembering a Giant..



Today I discovered Lenny Bruce. He is part of my introduction to essential comedians. I've also made it through Richard Pryor and Sam Kinison. Lenny Bruce sent the whole comedy genre in a direction far from the family fresh content of Johnny Carson or Frank Sinatra in the 50's and 60's. He used forbidden words like "Fuck" and "Goddamned" while ranting on stage about the injustice in Vietnam or getting rid of hard drugs with the reintroduction of pot. Bruce made good points to a generation sheltered and unwilling to take the rapid introduction to change. He spent most of his career in litigation, banned from England and Australia and blackballed from leading U.S. clubs. Bruce never agreed to edit his material to save his career. He fought valiantly in courts even as his money dwindled to mere pennies.

Lenny Bruce had exciting beginnings to this not so funny life of comedy. He gained popularity in New York City performing at nightclubs before taking the trip to none other than Baltimore. He performed at The Charles theater, now lost and forgotten. This club was an upscale supper club on Charles St. where couples went in expensive clothes and ate expensive food. The clientel had seen Dean Martin and Jackie Gleason as well as big bands from all over. I only imagine the Lenny Bruce, not yet notorious for his law breaking obsenities, but having performed shows in nothing but shoes and black socks and hanging signs from his penis enter the smokey supper club filled with Baltimore's upper crust. I'm still working out the historical detais, but we can pretty much assume that I would have come across that story by now had it been true.

What is a great claim you can now make is that Lenny hooked up with his wife downtown at the all night Mayflower Cafe. You can rest assured I will have more information regarding this hook up and the cafe in due time. BUT while my husband sighs at my nostalgia I find this whole situation exciting because I strongly believe that Baltimore is a city of understatements. We don't need to bring in the big acts that everyone has covered. Instead the city brings in world famous burlesk stars and Lenny Bruce the obscene comic genius that forever influenced the face of comedy. I've said it before but sometimes it needs reminding, it's the little things that really count so eat it up!

When you watch this Lenny Bruce clip please remember this is him 50 pounds heavier than when he started. This is also after many many years of arrests and litigation. It is still a good example of his style, but his younger stuff is also fascinating!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Sin in Movies

Dim the lights and roll the drums...Sin in Mobtown's first movie review! While this movie has nothing to do with Baltimore it has lots of strippers in a seedy club. While you watch Zombie Strippers keep in mind the scratch houses of the 1960's and 70's filled with rats, roaches and desperate men. The girls entered the stage and quickly stripped down to pasties and g-strings amidst cat calls and slobbering men before grabbing their slinky clothes and rushing backstage. While there may have been no literal zombie strippers, those girls lived a life wiggling for a few bucks until the end of a shift and then hitting the bars on The Block to seduce men into paying a few more bucks for their services. Think about that while you watch Zombie Strippers and the movie will feel just like it was filmed on Baltimore Street.

Zombie Strippers is a film starring Jenna Jameson and written and directed by Jay Lee . Jenna finally looks a lot better than some of those refugee shots of her floating around the internet. Robert Englund, of Freddie Kruger fame, stole the entire movie with his outrageous portrayal of a purple velvet suit wearing strip club owner obsessed with earning money and saving his ass. His acting saved a lot of otherwise poorly written and terribly acted moments. This was a zombie movie and not intended to be presented to The Academy for consideration. Director and writer Jay Lee threw in an unnecessary dose of Nietzsche and political jabs at George W., but he got every bit of zombie stripper *movie clips 5 & 6 correct. Lee understood that these girls weren't spoken word performers but masters of the pole and 10 inch heels. He let the majority of the film encompass super hot strip teases and topless stripper tiffs behind the scenes. The zombie virus affected Jenna and her super stripper pals pulling flesh from bone and glassy eyes an eerie black. Oozing death the girls used their super zombie tricks to whip around the pole at inhuman speeds. The make-up was top-notch and the creation of sentient female zombies moved the plot along in very interesting ways I have yet to see in a zombie film. Overall, I haven't stopped thinking about this movie as a great and super creative zombie adventure. I laughed hysterically start to finish. All you can hope to expect is 1. hot naked chicks  2. sweet strip scenes 3. kick ass zombies 4. gratuitous filth and gore. I rate it right up there as a Sinful Perfection. Thank you Jay Lee!

But....don't have to take my word for it.

N.Y. Times Review

Rotten Tomatoes Review

Cinematical Review

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Stay Tuned!

School has started. I am hoping this will be my last semester as an undergraduate. Nine years of liberal arts drivel has created a monster out of me. I do credit Goucher College for opening me up to the wonderful world of History. I do not appreciate Goucher College because it is making me take a Wellness class. Today I learned how to rent an apartment. That would have been helpful about 10 years ago. Just three more months. Just three more months. I'm clicking my ruby slippers together every chance I get!

The real story is, I am swamped with school work that is so boring compared to the naked world of The Block and the scandals of good ol' Charm City. I think the City Council meant nice things when it decided on Charm City for our nickname. History has a lot of evidence to show how charming this city can be in so many other ways! Hang on for just a few months and I'll show you what I mean. I intend to get a film review out by the end of this week. Don't miss this one because it is a modern classic with a legendary porn chicklet for its star. It's link to Mobtown is a stretch, but I promise you underground history buffs won't be disappointed when you see what I'm talking about. Look for it on Friday!

And that's right, for those of you interested in my little picture. I am a Gopher, a Goucher Gopher. We are the small amazingly adorable animals that have underground cities to avoid the large birds of prey that snatch us up in the open sun. That's who we are at Goucher. Fear the Gopher. We may be burrowing under you right now. Show that fear!