Stay Tuned!

School has started. I am hoping this will be my last semester as an undergraduate. Nine years of liberal arts drivel has created a monster out of me. I do credit Goucher College for opening me up to the wonderful world of History. I do not appreciate Goucher College because it is making me take a Wellness class. Today I learned how to rent an apartment. That would have been helpful about 10 years ago. Just three more months. Just three more months. I'm clicking my ruby slippers together every chance I get!

The real story is, I am swamped with school work that is so boring compared to the naked world of The Block and the scandals of good ol' Charm City. I think the City Council meant nice things when it decided on Charm City for our nickname. History has a lot of evidence to show how charming this city can be in so many other ways! Hang on for just a few months and I'll show you what I mean. I intend to get a film review out by the end of this week. Don't miss this one because it is a modern classic with a legendary porn chicklet for its star. It's link to Mobtown is a stretch, but I promise you underground history buffs won't be disappointed when you see what I'm talking about. Look for it on Friday!

And that's right, for those of you interested in my little picture. I am a Gopher, a Goucher Gopher. We are the small amazingly adorable animals that have underground cities to avoid the large birds of prey that snatch us up in the open sun. That's who we are at Goucher. Fear the Gopher. We may be burrowing under you right now. Show that fear!